Why I Left California Lyrics - Singles - Girlysound

Ok this guy walks into a bar no I'm just I'm just fucking with you 

I'm kidding you no there's this young bull and this old bull and 

they're standing on top of a hill 

And I tried to tell you before 

That that's why I left California 

So they're standing on top of this hill, right, and they're 

looking out over a pasture full of cows, whole fucking pasture, 

and the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes I got this 

really good idea and the old bull is like, yeah? 

And I tried to tell you before 

That that's why I left California 

Yeah, he's like yeah, yeah I got this really good idea, let's 

run down that hill and fuck one of those cows, and the old bull 

just looks at him you know he's just looking at him he's like 

look I got a better idea young bull is like oh yeah what's your 

fucking brilliant idea and the old bull goes 

And I tried to tell you before 

That that's why I left California 

And the old bull goes let's walk down that hill and fuck all of 

those cows dig? you know like he ain't been in town long or 

something, I don't know 

And I tried to tell you before 

That that's why I left Calif