Where The Hell Have You Been Lyrics - Gilbert Osullivan

You know my inside pockets 

Got my outside twin 

So badly indisposed 

I think I'll dust my bin 

And all the while you're making eyes at me 

You could be doing something useful 

Like climbing up a tree 

Who knows there may be something lurking 

Like a koala bear 

All the way from down under 

But don't ask me where 

And on the subject of Australia 

Did you know some wives 

Don't mind when their husbands 

Get home at night 

Know what I mean 

Every time I get home late 

My wife says where the hell have you been 

Oh Helen do be careful lying in the sun 

Don't mind what you take off 

Long as you've something on 

And all the while 

You give the neighbors a thrill 

You could be doing something useful 

Like climbing up a hill 

Okay so hills do not agree with you 

Then try one that's flat 

Surely there's no better way 

That's better than that 

And on the subject of alternatives 

Did you know some guys 

Don't mind when their girlfriends 

Get home at night 

Oh what a dream 

If I'm just a minute late 

My wife says where the hell have you been 

And all the while you're making eyes I see 

You could be doing something useful 

Like climbing over me 

Now then there's nothing to be frightened of 

I won't let you fall 

Dare I say it I just hope 

That you'll be enthralled