Underneath The Blanket Go Lyrics - Gilbert Osullivan

I don't know if you've heard the news but I'm a boy 

Who's got himself a problem so big it's no joy 

You see I've something that people claim 

Could bring me fortune and instant fame 

A face so ugly you could hardly blame 

Anybody here for saying so 

I think I'll bury myself deep beneath the ground 

And come up only when there's no one else around 

And if by chance someone approaches me 

And that someone happens to be a she 

You can bet your life in time of worry 

I wouldn't hesitate but to be that way 

Oh why can't girls just look at me and smile 

Instead of looking at me as though 

I will turn my head and before I go to bed 

Gaily underneath the blanket go 

I've even wrote to Marjorie Proops, but she can't help 

The best that she could offer me was disguise yourself 

Well this I've done would you believe not twice 

But more than once in fact I think it was nice 

So much so when I'm inclined to hurry 

I wouldn't hesitate but to be that way-oh oh oh