Two's Company (three Is Allowed) Lyrics - Gilbert Osullivan

Sellotape is sticky 

Now there's a surprise 

Next they'll tell you you can see out of your eyes 

Mummified mummies daddies little girl 

Had the operation then became an earl 

Once you would have kissed her gently on the cheek 

Now she kisses you beginning with your feet 

Roles that are reversing so misunderstood 

Kids who think monogamy is a piece of wood 

Ooh but two's company three is allowed 

Two's company three is allowed 

Two's company three is allowed 

These days as a woman you are out of place 

If you're not a lesbian whose friends are gays 

Anything is normal normal is of course 

Getting married after planning your divorce 

Usually I don't go much at all on twins 

Once you've seen the one you've seen them both I think 

Mind you when they're pretty pretty as a peach 

Whose to say that on the day with one of each 

Ooh two's company three is allowed 

Two's company three is allowed 

Two's company three is allowed 

I look like I want to look I wear what I like 

It won't be a suit and no it won't be a tie 

A tie is a dead heat not a knot round your neck 

Neck is what you do when 

Alone with your girlfriend 

Ooh but two's company three is allowed 

Two's company three is allowed 

Two's company three is allowed