Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day Lyrics - Singles - Gilbert Osullivan

I want to tell you, 

I might as well do 

About a girl I met back in May 

Her name is Rita 

And you should see her 

When she goes 

Ooh wakka doo wakka day 

She's got a brother 

like any other 

Who got his nose caught 

Inside a gate 

And when they freed him 

It so relieved him 

He just went 

Ooh wakka doo wakka day 

You wouldn't think to look at me 

That I was strong but underneath 

It all I really am 

And just prove it why only the other 

Day I picked a needle up with one hand 

Now up in Bradford 

A chap named Radford 

While taking part in a local play 

Was intercepted and then suspected 

of going Ooh wakka doo wakka day 

ay ay ay 

Who's that lady I saw you with? 

It was not your wife 

It looked to me suspiciously like 

Some I'd had never seen before 

In my life 

Do, do, do 

It's not surprising when 

You come to think of it 

Just what it is that makes 

people swear 

You only have to sing the wrong bleepin' thing 

And there'll be bleeping every bleeping where. 

Now if you love me 

You're not above me 

And if you don't well 

What can I say 

Except will see then 

You come to tea then 

you can go 

Ooh wakka doo wakka day