Not That It Bothers Me Lyrics - Gilbert Osullivan

I know the difference in our ages 

Is quite considerable indeed 

You're almost twice as old as I am 

Not that it bothers me 

And I keep your picture in my wallet 

It's there so everyone can see 

And those that do think your my mother 

Not that it bothers me 

Love is the strangest thing 

It has the power to change us 

It takes a harmless sort 

And makes him highly dangerous 

People can be so cruel 

I cannot understand it 

Our case is odd it's true 

But that's not how we planned it 

I've great respect for both my parents 

Without them I would not be here 

They've now disowned me altogether 

Not that it bothers me