I Wonder Would You Mind Lyrics - Gilbert Osullivan

Did you ever (never) neither have I 

Well, pardon me for breathing but 

Would you give me back my cup 

You know the one I mean 

Yes, you do because I've seen you take it out 

From time to time 

I wonder would you mind 

Excuse me Ma'm your hand it's on my knee 

Oh, would you mind removing it 

My collars getting rather stiff 

And I'm not one to fuss 

But if I don't catch my bus 

I'm afraid I won't be home in time 

I wonder would you mind 

If I asked you for a date 

Kept you out three hours late 

Would you be happy or upset 

Would you no longer have respect for me 

Would I just be a danger 

On your mark get set all ready go 

And don't be such a silly ass 

Just because you failed to pass 

It doesn't mean to say 

You can't try another day 

Why even failures pass in time 

I wonder would you mind