I Of Course Replied Lyrics - Gilbert Osullivan

Hey pretty baby, have you heard the news? 

Somebody stepped upon my blue suede shoes 

They said they were sorry and as you can see 

I took it all in my stride, but when they said 

"Is there something we can do?", I of course replied 

I went to my doctor just the other day 

I said, "Listen Doc, are you feeling okay?" 

I told him to lie down on his couch and that I would look inside 

But when he began to hurl abuse, I of course replied 

As you might well have heard 

And as from today 

Not only have women equal rights 

Now they also have equal pay 

They said, "Run along now, there's a good chap" 

So I pushed them to one side 

And when they said, "Hey, what's the meaning of this?" 

I of course replied