Help Is On The Way Lyrics - Gilbert Osullivan

So you want to love me 

But you don't know why 

You've got a problem up ahead 

That's in sight 

Love to meet your uncle 

Only as I was saying 

I have a relative myself the same type 

Call yourself a man 

I said, why not if it's true 

I said, you call yourself a taxi and fly 

And like a bird she flew out of the window 

Leaving me a box of milk tray 

A note upon it to say 

If nothing's alright it's okay 

'Cause help is on the way 

Sorry to disturb you 

At this awful hour 

But I was wondering 

If you have the time 

Supposed to meet a woman here 

At half past eight 

And now you're telling me 

It's already nine 

Man you should have seen it 

As the boat overturned 

There was a cry out 

From a hand or a leg 

And like a stone she went 

Down to the bottom 

Leaving us above in dismay 

Despite the captain who'd say 

If nothing's alright it's okay 

'Cause help is on the way 

I got a letter 

It came as a note 

It said, I'm sorry 

I haven't spoke 

It was written out in Braille 

So I knew that it felt good 

Right from the start, solo part 

I tried to reach you 

But you weren't at home 

I left a message 

Right after the tone It said, sorry I'm not in 

If you'd care to call again 

I'll get back to you, back to you 

So you want to love me 

But you don't know why 

You've got a bee up in your bonnet 

That's fine 

Nothing like a buzz going around 

Your head 

To clear the cobwebs from the state 

Of your mind 

Well, you won't believe this 

But believe me 

It's true 

I had this woman 

In the palm of my hand 

When like a madman 

She leap out the window Leaving me a box of milk tray 

A note upon it to say, 

If nothing's alright it's okay 

'Cause help is on the way.