Can't Get You To Love Me Lyrics - Gilbert Osullivan

I can mark time walk a straight line 

Grab a mad bull by the nose 

I can stand still on an ant-hill 

And not once get itchy toes 

I can even for no reason 

Be as nice as I am rude 

But I can't get you to love me 

I just can't get you to love me 

What do I do? 

I can stand up put my hand up 

Where perhaps it shouldn't be 

I can go down to a hoe-down? 

Have one hell of a yippee! 

I can also if you must know 

Do whatever else I choose 

But I can't get you to love me 

I just can't get you to love me 

What do I do? 

All of my life I've been waiting 

For a moment like this 

And now that I've found it 

You know something's amiss 

Can't get you to love me... 

I can tell tales hammer toe-nails 

Write a letter to the Queen 

I can easily and discreetly 

Be as charming as obscene 

When I feel light 

I can take a fight 

But I know one thing for sure 

I just can't get you to love me 

I just can't get you to love me 

What do I do?