A necklace is love?
A ring is love?
A rock from some obnoxious
Little king is love?
A diamond studded star is love?
An ugly black cigar is love?
Everything you are is love?
You would think it would embarrass
All the people here in Paris
To be thinking every minute of love!
I don't understand the Parisians
Making love every time they get a chance!
I don't understand the Parisians
Wasting every lovely night on romance
Any time and under every tree in town
They're in session two by two
What a crime
With all there is to see in town
They can't find something else to do!
I don't understand how Parisians
Never tire of walking hand in hand!
But they seem to love it,
And speak highly of it!
I don't understand the Parisians!
I don't understand the Parisians
Making all this to-do about l'amour!
I don't understand the Parisians
All this la-di-da is so immature
When it's warm
They take a carriage ride at night
Close their eyes and hug and kiss
When it's cold
They simply move inside at night
There must be more to life than this!
I don't understand the Parisians
Thinking love so miraculous and grand
But they rave about it
And won't live without it!
I don't understand—
The Parisians!
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