Keisha's House (skit) Lyrics - The Pretty Toney Album - Ghostface Killah

[Intro: "Keisha" ("Barbara") {Ghostface Killah}] 

Boy get your lazy ass up 

So you can go to store and get some flower 

And some vegetable oil so I can fry some god damn 

chicken (uh-huh) {alright} 

And don't forget to get the cards so I can whoop y'all 

ass in some spades 

(Tell 'em girl) And if they ain't got it at that store 

Get it at the 99 cent store, nigga 

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[Ghostface Killah] 

Yo, yo, yo, we on the steps with a six pack of Beck's 

Four dutches, Osh Kosh jumpers, '86 viles, mustard {yeah} 

A summer night, light drizzle type 

Waitin' for the Mike fight to come on, son, 'pose to been on 

I keep runnin' to the bathroom, shittin' {where the tissue at?} 

I'm blowin' up Keisha bathroom, everybody bitchin' (god damn, nigga) 

Ghost need his colon clensed 

Countin' up g-stacks, eatin' Ken' Fried Chicken 

Who wanna play spades? Word to rap, I'm givin' y'all a whippin' 

Guzzled a couple, now, I'm seein' double 

Rubbin' my girl leg, lookin' at Barbara, her sister got a nice bubble 

I used to fuck her while she was seated by Bags from Brooklyn 

He drove a Jag', she cut me off when she turned Muslim 

I need some pussy though, that kind that be gushy though 

That warm platinum pussy, with a dynamic pussy hole 

I gotta fuck something, if not, I'mma fuck my girl 

That's what's up, fuck the fight, yo, baby, let's peel. 

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