I'm Not A Gentleman Lyrics - Geto Boys

(willie d) 

"Ladies first"... who the fuck made up that shit? 

9 times outta 10 it was a bitch 

I'm comin' at cha like this 

'Cause your pussy ain't no more important than my dick, Miss 

I'm not your motherfuckin' doll 

You won't see me runnin' to ya at your every beck and call 

Bitches act like they handicapped 

Want me to open doors, pull up chairs and all that 

I'm the motherfuckin' gangster of love 

So how you gonna run me like I'm some kind of scrub 

Think your pussy made of gold? Well it's not 

You couldn't get a dime for it at the pawn shop 

I won't pack your bags at the store 

Nor will I take you to a play or a musical, whore 

And break my neck to be extra polite 

I'll take your motherfuckin' ass to a chicken fight 

And if you get cold, you gonna sneeze 

Cause I ain't givin' you my coat, so I can freeze 

People say my manners are minimum 

I'm from the ghetto, hoe 

I'm not a motherfuckin' gentleman! 

I'm not a gentleman! 

I'm not a motherfuckin' gentleman! 

I told you that in the first rap 

Hell no, I won't remove my cap 

When I go to ya mom's crib for my grill 

T-shirt, sneakers and jeans is how I feel 

Your mom grit her dentures 

Cause I'll be eatin' with my hands, not the proper utensils 

I say "Yeah, naw", not "Ma'am" 

I was raised like that, so that's the way that I am 

I don't give a damn if you ain't got a seat 

My feet hurt too, you ain't no better than me 

Stand your ass up, wait your fuckin' time 

I don't give a fuck if you're 9 or 99 

Drop something if you want to, freak 

And I won't leap to pick it up like a geek 

In a dash or flash, goddamn I'll pass 

I'ma let you bend over so I can see dat ass 

I might laugh, giggle, or grin 

You could say Willie D is out to win 

People say my manners are minimum 

I'm from the ghetto, hoe 

I'm not a motherfuckin' gentleman! 

I'm not a gentleman! 

I'm not a motherfuckin' gentleman! 

Or a nice guy or a goodfella 

I'll straight up tell her 

Bitch, to suck my dick 

Fuck that beatin' around the bush shit 

When I go see a hoe 

I don't knock at the door, I blow 

And if we go to a restaurant I don't let her pick it 

Cause she'll try to choose the one most expensive 

You don't like it when I walk in the front zone 

Well slowpoke-ass hoe, bring your ass on 

You say I disrespect women like I'm crazy 

But every woman ain't a motherfuckin' lady 

I treat a hoe like a hoe and a bitch like a bitch 

And a lady like a lady but I don't sip Dom Prignon 

And listen to Luther or Kenny G, it's Geto Boys and Jubilee 

You can't catch me holdin' hands in the shopping mall 

If I'm wearin' (? ? ? ? ? ) 

You know I'm gettin' them draws 

People call me a lot of things, love 

But they'll never accuse me of 

Being a motherfuckin' gentleman! 

I'm not a gentleman!