Hollywood Squares Lyrics - George Strait

I've always said "I do" too easy 

And now I'm payin' the price 

My weakness for beautiful women 

Is my most expensive vice 

I still believe in matrimony 

But I can't afford another try 

Child support and alimony 

Is just about to bleed me dry 

Chorus: 

I got ex's all across the country 

And I owe everybody in town 

I got bill collectors a callin' me up 

And lawyers tryin' to track me down 

I'm just one wrong move from the poor house 

But I don't belong in there 

I got so many ex's and owe so much 

I ought to be on Hollywood Squares 

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Yeah, I ought to be on Hollywood Squares 

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Lookin' back over my love life 

I only have myself to blame 

I guess I should've checked the price tag 

Before I gave 'em my last name 

Now my credit ratin's in the gutter 

And the bottom line sure looks bad 

I'll be payin' the rest of my life 

For the few good times I've had 

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Chorus 

I got ex's all across the country 

And I owe everybody in town 

I got bill collectors a callin' me up 

And lawyers tryin' to track me down 

I'm just one wrong move from the poor house 

But I don't belong in there 

I got so many ex's and owe so much 

I ought to be on Hollywood Squares 

Yeah, they ought to put me on Hollywood Squares...