Cheaper Than A Shrink Lyrics - Cold Beer Conversation - George Strait

I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block 

Some bean countin', pencil pusher runnin' up the clock 

Said, "I've tallied up your numbers for the end of the year 

And son, you've spent a small fortune on liquor and beer." 

I said, it's cheaper than a shrink 

You don't have to think 

You just pour and drink 

It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack 

No pouring out your heart to some high-dollar quack 

Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done 

And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun 

And it's cheaper than a shrink 

You don't have to think 

You just pour and drink 

Aw, it's cheaper than a shrink 

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Now me and her had this little problem between us 

Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus 

She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a marital counselor." 

I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve-ouncers." 

'Cause it's cheaper than a shrink 

You don't have to think 

You just pour and drink 

About eighteen bucks'll get you four six-packs 

No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack 

Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done 

And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun 

And it's cheaper than a shrink 

You don't have to think 

You just pour and drink 

Yeah, it's cheaper than a shrink 

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If liquor prices soared as high as gasoline 

Then I'd a quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen 

It's the oldest most proven form of therapy 

The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's 

Cheaper than a shrink 

You don't have to think 

You just pour and drink 

And it's cheaper than a shrink 

Aw, you just pour and drink 

And it's a whole lot cheaper 

Than some big town, clock hound, drag you down shrink