Hooray For Hollywood Lyrics - Geoff Muldaur

Hooray for Hollywood 

That screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood 

Where any office boy or young mechanic 

Can be a panic, with just a good looking pan 

Where any barmaid can be a star maid 

If she dances with or without a fan 

Hooray for Hollywood 

Where you're terrific, if you're even good 

Where anyone at all from TV's Lassie 

To Monroe's chassis is equally understood 

Go out and try your luck, you might be Donald Duck 

Hooray for Hollywood 

Hooray for Hollywood 

That phoney, super coney Hollywood 

They come from Chillicothes and Padukahs 

With their bazookas to get their names up in lights 

All armed with photos from local rotos 

With their hair in ribbons and legs in tights 

Hooray for Hollywood 

You may be homely in your neighborhood 

But if you think that you can an actor 

See Mr. Factor, he'd make a monkey look good 

With a half an hour, you'll look like Tyrone Power 

Hooray for Hollywood