No Shirt Lyrics - Singles - Garden Variety

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I crossed the desert in a fiery storm 

My mind was flooded and my shirt was torn 

I lost my shoes in the sand and the rain 

The force of nature is a double eyed star 

And the sign said as I fell over from the heat... 

No shirt, no shoes, no service. 

I was born naked and free 

Then all those restrictions were placed on me 

I could not protect myself from vanity 

If this is progress, why don't we regress 

And the sign said as I lost my head... 

No shirt, no shoes, no service. 

Maybe you should be on time 

Maybe you should read the sign 

Maybe you're afraid of trying 

Get in line and stop your crying 

I jumped out of the plane because I thought I could fly 

I ripped my cord it felt good to die 

Oh what a thrill now I'm hungry and cold 

I better get dressed I got to look my best 

And the sign said as I dropped my pants... 

No shirt, no shoes, no service. 

Maybe you should be on time 

Maybe you should read the sign 

Maybe you're afraid of trying 

Get in line and stop your crying