If I Were A Killer Lyrics - Galactic Cowboys

This is just a hypothetical story 

Of someone, let's just say it's me 

I'd gain acceptance for my murderous ways 

By stalking a defenseless prey 

If I were a killer 

I'd smile just like the boy next door 

If I were a killer 

I'd say I do it for the poor 

If I were a killer 

You'd bring me victims more and more 

If I were a killer 

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Supreme Court would agree to hear my case 

And find me innocent of crime 

Holding public rallies to incite sympathy 

Creative actuality 

If I were a killer 

I'd smile just like the boy next door 

If I were a killer 

I'd say I do it for the poor 

If I were a killer 

You'd bring me victims more and more 

If I were a killer 

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If I were a killer 

I'd smile just like the boy next door 

If I were a killer 

I'd say I do it for the poor 

If I were a killer 

You'd bring me victims more and more 

If I were a killer 

I'd hide behind a doctor's door 

If I were a killer 

I'd scrape you off my office floor 

If I were a killer 

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