Mom's A Surfer Lyrics - G. Love & Special Sauce

Yo, my mom was a surfer 

She surfed the big old waves 

In avalon new jersey 

She had a big ole brown board 

With red stripes 

Back in the day on the beach 

When the break was right 

She'll make you tight 

She'll do the mashed potato 

And the buckaroo 

When she was inside the tube 

Her legs was renewed 

She was juice 

And loose with her caboose in the bikini 

All the fellas would whine 

That she gets all the waves 

And she looks so fine and pretty 

So I wrote a ditty 

In the days that I walked on the earth 

Thats right, I said my mom can surf 

Say oh yeah 

She's got the motion 

Thats right 

Say oh yeah 

She's got the motion 

Yo, mary jane lorraine 

Thats my mommas name 

And when she steals your wave 

Yo man, please don't complain 

The biggest wave of the day 

Is for grabbing I'm not bragging 

Thats right 

I said my mom can surf 

Like smurfette 

She'll be the only girl in the lineup 

And at the bunkroom 

All the fellows would line up 

My dad couldn't surf 

But you know he got lucky 

Momma 52 years old and still truckin' 

In hawaii, escondido and california 

Biaritz and austrailia I think you better wait 

South america, south africa 

What I'm telling ya 

Is my mom can surf 

And don't ask her where she's from 

Or even start joking 

'cause she's good for a girl 

And yes she's always local 

Oh, thats right 

She's got the motion yeah 

I say, oh, thats right 

Yeah she's got the motion 

There she goes man 

So mom can surf 

Now you know I know what to do 

I looking for you 

Yeah, the girl who says if it swells 

You know I'll ride it 

'cause surfer girls like surfing 

And they never hide it 

This little surfer girl 

She's gonna wax my stick 

She's driving old car from 1966 

I thought she was a mermaid 

Floating in the ocean 

Tell her on the beach 

And rub her with some suntan lotion 

She got the motion 

Of the sea of love in the air 

Gonna surf some bikes 

Be a surfing pair 

She's the hitchikin' woman 

And she thumbs around with me 

Thats how it is and 

And thats how it's gonna be 

So don't be jealous 

Man or start cursing 

'cause thats my girl 

Don't you know, she's surfing 

Oh, thats right 

Yeah, she's got the motion 

Oh, thats right 

Yeah, she got the motion 

Oh, thats right 

She got the motion 

Mmmmm, thats right 

Yeah, she got the motion