Anthem Of The Handsome Ransom Lyrics - Fury In The Slaughterhouse

This is the anthem of the handsome ransom... 

We didn't want to cause any trouble 

We just wanted them to listen to the band, 

So we gave 'em a fax that said: 

We have hidden a bomb in your womens toilet 

If you wanna prevent the desaster 

Come to the club 

On the 25th to see us, but they came not 

We paid 500 marks for that 

Some people never heard anything 'bout jokes 

This is the anthem of the handsome ransom... 

Hello hartwig! 

We've got the tapes of your new, fantastic band 

So if you want them back 

You gotta place 50.000 bucks in 

The womens toilet of the teldec, 

You know, 

Otherwise you won't hear your band again 

Cause we will erase everything 

Come on hartwig 

Come on 

Come on... 

This is the anthem of the handsome ransom... 

We thought musics got 

Something to do with instruments and feelings 

This is not the truth! 

Lawyers and money that is what counts 

We sat in a boat with sharks all around us 

We've tried to get rid off 'em 

But when they smell money 

You can't hold 'em back 

So we've invented our own kind of kidnapping 

We're kidnapping ourselves 

And you pay the ransom 

That sounds good, ha 

That sounds good... 

This is the anthem of the handsome ransom... 

That sounds good... 

This was the anthem