First World Problems Rap Lyrics - Singles - Funnyz

People of the first world! Yeah! 

We got these first world problems! 

My fridge is so full, I have to reach way back, 

And my sports car doesn't even have an audio jack. 

My laptop's battery is low, but my charger is over there. 

I can never find the right lid for my Tupperware. 

I woke up at noon, do I eat breakfast or lunch? 

I don't like organic milk and we don't have fruit punch. 

My neighbors put a password on their high-speed wi-fi. 

And the freezer makes my ice cream hard to scoop, why try? 

My hot water ran out in the shower, 

Which sucks cause I was only in there for half/hour. 

The other side of my pillow is not much cooler. 

There's no measure for inches or feet on this ruler. 

Something just beeped and I don't know what it was. 

Was it my Roomba, Convection oven or just Google Buzz? 

There's some cereal left but not enough to make a bowl. 

I hate replacing batteries on my Wii remote control. 

People keep texting me when I'm playing Tiny Wings. 

My cleaning lady is vacuuming; I can't hear anything. 

I didn't read 'Shake Well' now I feel like I missed out, 

And when I opened my birthday card no money fell out 

I meant to turn on the light but it was the disposal. 

My Vespa's in the shop, now how can I be mobile? 

Netflix is suggesting things I've already seen, 

And my suit is too fancy for the washing machine. 

There's a pebble in my shoe, I have to stop and shake it. 

I have to add water to this cup cake mix, then bake it? 

My pillow is too soft and I have too many sheets, 

And what the heck do I do with all these Starbucks receipts? (Organize.) 

My walk-in closet door is kind of hard to close, 

And my private school teacher calls my rap songs prose. 

My fridge doesn't have a touch screen, first world issue. 

Killed a spider with a dollar 'cause I didn't have a tissue. 

We got these first world problems. 

Yea-eah!