Peter Piper (funkmaster Flex Version) Lyrics - Funkmaster Flex Presents: The Mix Tape, Vol. 1 - Funkmaster Flex

Now Peter Piper picked peppers, but Run rapped rhymes 

Humpty Dumpty fell down, that's his hard time 

Jack B. Nimble, what, nimble, and he was quick 

But Jam Master was faster, Jack saw Jay's dick 

Now little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep 

And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep 

And Alice stilled her hunger in Wonderland 

Jack Jill busta in his hand 

And Jam Master Jay is making out our sound 

The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down 

I got the juice and Mother Goose both did that thing 

Jam Master's gettin' loose and DMC's the king 

Cause he's adult entertainer, child educator 

Jam Master Jay, king of the crossfader 

He's the better of the best, best believe he's the baddest 

Perfect timin' when I'm climbin', I'm a rhymin' apparatus 

When he cuts, girls move their butts 

His name is Jay, hear the play, he must be nuts 

And on the mix, real quick, and I'd like to say 

He's not fat, but he's fast and his name is Jay 

It goes a one, two, three and 

Jay's like King Midas, as I was told 

Everything that he touched, turned to gold 

He's the greatest of the great, get it straight he's great 

Playing fame cause his name is known in every state 

His name is Jay to see him play will make you say 

"Goddamn, that DJ made my day!" 

Like the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker 

He's a maker, a breaker, and a title taker 

Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe 

If cuts were his, he would be you 

I'm not lying, y'all, he's the best I know 

And if I lie, my nose will grow 

Like the little wooden boy named Pinocchio 

And you all know how the story goes! 

Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs 

He's the big bad wolf and you're the three pigs 

He's the big bad wolf in your neighborhood 

Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good! 

There it is 

We're Run-DMC, got a beat to settle 

D's not Hansel, he's not Gretel 

Jay's a winner, not a beginner 

His pocket gets fat, other get thinner 

Jump on Jay like cows on moons 

People take Jay like dish and spoon 

Hands like all, first hails aim 

You'll see Jay again my friend! 

Huh!