Bow Wow Wow Lyrics - Singles - Funkdoobiest

Bow Wow..B-Bow Wow...B-be -Bow Wow....B-be -be -Bow Wow Wow 

Bow Wow..B-Bow Wow...B-be -Bow Wow....BOW WOW WOW 

be -ow Wow(repeated) 

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk 

Punk 

I put you in my trunk 

Like a good fella, I'm a good speller 

Yet I get retarded like Hellen Keller 

Take it, I'll kick it, better I'll flick it 

Just like a booger, I fuck around with hookers 

Like Tina Turner, I'm a fast learner 

Earning up my wealth, now I go for self 

Like Barney Rubble, who's always in trouble 

I'm quick on the double, you'll never see me fumble 

Like a quaterback, think I outta smack 

Wack MCs who think they're all of that 

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I Bow Wow Wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk 

A Bow Wow Wow 

(4x) 

It ain't no hassle, I'll grab my lasso 

Check a punk asshole, like Eddie Haskle 

Yet I'm not the reaper or Sigorny Weaver 

I'll bust a stunt punk like Colt Seavers 

Then do the polka, I'm iller then the Joker 

I'm not mediocre, like almond mocca 

I'm flavor, behavior is ill when I spill 

You'll be fucked just like Fire Marshall Bill 

'Cause I cause disasters like the Dukes of Hazard 

I'll shatter you kid if you step punk bastard 

Zero, Weirdo, the Funk Superhero 

Yeah you scare me, just like a scarecrow 

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Eenie meenie, I funk like Houdini 

No I run shit punk, like Mussolini 

I'm skinny 

Kid like me dreams of tiny bikinis 

Ralph rocks a beanie 

Flips it, smacks it, do the Michael Jackson 

Bring your crew punk, cut you in fractions 

Action packed, want to come back 

On the drunk track, sharp like a thumb tac 

I'm in the congos, I chill like Tonto 

When it comes to the funk, I rock pronto 

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