No Compute Lyrics - Funkadelic

Ah, I awakened from a wet dream in which I was wetless 

My imagination could no longer take me there 

So I slid into my copping haberdashery 

And gave into the original jones: sex 

Now my sexy jones was below sea level 

The hornies occupied my being 

I was at that stage where most men would say 

"Hey ho, it's your life or your legs" 

but I was cooler than that 

She said, "No compute". 

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I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl 

I could tell by her makeup 

plus the scent was there 

So I sashayed over to her and, uh 

Spoke of my plan 

She screamed and said, "Are you asking to make love to me?" 

I said, "Is pig what's in pork? 

Or are you gonna play hard 

after all the trouble you went through to get chosen?" 

She said, ah, "No compute". 

Finally, she said, "Uh, I could, uh, probably go for what you're talking about 

But it's really about my birth control pills." 

I said, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack." 

When in doubt vamp, or at least ad-lib 

"And of course, you know, spit don't make babies." 

She smiled and said, "No compute". 

But I could tell she was getting in to it 

So off we went 

There was fun to be had, love to be made 

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"Strange", I said to myself, as I laid smoking a last joint before the technic easing of sleep 

"What a man will go for when the hornies set in." 

Well suddenly, as she laid there, mouth half open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick 

I was sick with the guilties, and she smiled in her sleep 

As if to say, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack."