Trend Lyrics - Frickin' A - Frickin' A

Woke up today, looking through my email 

It's all triple X, explicit sex but I'm not horny 

Can't make it stop, the different colored soda pops 

Striped toe socks, call the cops, I can't take anymore 

I've got the perfect cell plan with nights and weekends free 

All the ringtones that I need, no one ever calls me 

I should paint myself green, walk around 

In a red G string 'cause I just don't fit in 

Turn my hat sideways, put a band aid 

On my face, you know that I 

Wish I could start a trend 

Checkin' out and in of the Paris Hilton, Joe Millionaire, he's a has been 

Flippin' through a hundred million channels but I still watch Road Rules 

Lose the pounds, flip, you gotta buy now, flip 

Here's the number to save your soul, flip 

Breaking news, another Michael Jackson scandal 

Michael Jackson, controversy 

I've got the perfect cell plan with nights and weekends free 

More on-peak than I need, no one ever calls me 

I'll wear low rider jeans, put a barbell 

Through my ding-a-ling 'cause I just don't fit in 

Turn my hat sideways, put a band aid 

On my pretty face 'cause I wish, I know, I could 

I would start a trend 

Na na na 

Na na na 

Na na na 

Then there's my girlfriend, she's such a cutie, she'd be a beauty 

If she could get an extreme make-over on that booty 

I could bend her over and she lets me spank it 

Take off my jeans, the zipper pinched 

My ding-a-ling and I don't really fit in 

Throw my hat away, take that stupid 

Band aid off my face and I, I wish there were 

One more way to tan your skin 

A reality show where no one wins 

If I would be myself, then I could start a trend 

Na na na, then I could start a trend 

Na na na, if I'd just be myself 

Na na na, be myself 

Na na na, if I'd just be myself