You Can't Move Into My House Lyrics - Mum Changed The Locks - Frenzal Rhomb

Hope you don't think I'm rude 

Fuck You 

Hope you don't think I'm precious 

Fuck You 

Hope you see I'm well adjusted: 

I can't stand the sight of you 

Don't wanna be startin somethin 

Don't want to antagonise, 

All I said was something simple: 

I can't stand the sight of you, 

I can't stand the sight of you. 

Don't believe, don't believe the words 

I don't believe all the things I've heard about you. 

I will be saying this in your defence: 

I'd rather eat a fridge full of arses than know you. 

And I've tried with all my might to see past 

all you failing but I've failed to give a fuck 

You're a fuck-up, you're a joke, 

You're a clown, take your pants down, 

Get fucked you fucking fuckwit 

no you can't move into my house. 

With a range of ethics that are quite perverse 

You're sitting in the centre of your own universe 

Not content to sit upon the fence, you'll fall 

either way ignoring common sense 

I look into your eyes and seen a haze 

of your twisted sensabilities and little saving grace. 

---Chorus--- 

I believe, I believe the words, of your 

best friend when he likened you to a steaming turd. 

And when he said he wished that you were dead, 

It was the most intelligent thing that anyone's ever said. 

And I've tried with all my might to see past 

all your failings but I failed to give a fuck. 

---chorus ad nauseum---