The Babysitters A Vampire Lyrics - Singles - Fred Figglehorn

There's something strange about this babysitter 

She called the blood bank and asked if they deliver 

She walks by the mirror, but I don't see her reflection 

I've seen twilight, believe me it left an impression 

And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey 

Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey 

Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too 

Mom left me alone with her now what am I gonna do 

Chorus: 

The babysitter's a vampire 

She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight 

The babysitter's a vampire 

Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milk shake 

To keep me alive 

(Backing) Oh great, my mom left me alone with a vampire, a blood sucking freak, MOM! 

She said "it's getting late time for you to go to bed" 

I'm thinking let's call it a night, put a stake in your heart instead 

I'm on to you, you're white as glue, and your skin is as cold as ice 

The way you stare like I'm medium rare you're ready to take a bite 

And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey 

Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey 

Mom will never believe me now unless I get some proof 

When I'm flying around the house with fangs she'll know it's true 

(Chorus) 

(Backing) Fred, oh Fred, I want to suck your blood! 

I know, get away you freak! AHHHHHH! 

And everybody knows they come to suck MY blood 

Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run 

Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too 

Mom left me alone with her now what am I gonna do 

(Chorus) 

The babysitter's a vampire 

From now on I'm wearing turtle necks (Backing: Made of silver) 

The babysitter's a vampire 

Will I make it through the night or end up a vampire snack