The Healthy Man Lyrics - Appetizer - Freak Kitchen

I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man 

I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can 

Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan 

Healthy 

Start the day with yoga 

Live in harmony 

Then purge the guts real good 

And have some oriental tea 

Then I stroll into the garden 

Where I'm working nude 

You see, I grow my own plants 

Yeah, I'm a healthy dude 

I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man 

I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can 

Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan 

Healthy 

Live by my carrot 

I'll save you from decay 

Think de-caffeinated 

Throw your cigarettes away 

I'm a vegetarian 

And you should be one too 

And sound mind in sound body 

I know what best for you 

I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man 

I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can 

Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan 

Yoghurt 

Then one day it happened 

The healthy man got sick 

He ate all kinds of herbs 

But they wouldn't do the trick 

The healthy man got desperate 

But no one gave a fuck 

He took one step too far 

And got run over by a truck 

He was so healthy, he was the healthy man 

He ate a lot of greens, he was a yoghurt-fan 

He was so healthy, he was the healthy man 

He ate a lot of beans, but no one gave a damn