The Gutterati? Lyrics - Fratellis

Well, I was chasing down flies and shooting up women 

Trying to get the whole thing straight in my head 

Lookin' for a girl whod come with me swimming 

And come and play tunes at the end of my bed 

And all the hardmen were drinkin' down petrol 

I'm bamming up the girls when in came the law 

Heading for the door and getting tongue tied 

When they asked me what exactly I saw 

So Ill get some Monte Christos 

And we can all go see the band 

Well, I may not be a looker, yeah 

But Ill help you any way I can 

Well I'm back at my room I was making me nervous 

Then I watched TV and picking my feet 

Wishing I was pretty and burning my shoes 

Wishing for once Id kept the receipt 

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I called myself and wondered out loud 

I tried to get the whole thing straight in my head 

I left the tape running and played it back twice 

But I couldnt make sense of what I had said 

So Ill get some Monte Christos 

And we can all go see the band 

Well, I may not be a looker, yeah 

But Ill help you any way I can, alright 

Well, it may not make you handsome 

And it may not even make you feel alive 

You may not have the ransom 

But you can always count on this 

Its him and them and she and me 

Sick and muddy, everybody 

So Ill get some Monte Christos 

And we can all go see the band 

Well, I may not be a looker, yeah 

But Ill help you any way I can 

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And you can bring your wasters banjo 

Bring your sister and her friend Diane 

Well, I may not have a big boys pistol 

But Ill help them any way I can 

And you can call me Cinderella 

Call me your best man 

Well, you may be a right old queen 

But Ill help you any way I can, alright 

It's alright