Zomby Woof Lyrics - The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life - Frank Zappa

Three hundred years ago 

I thought I might get some sleep 

I stretched myself out onna antique bed 

An' my spirit did a midnite creep 

You know I'll never sleep no more 

It seem to me that it just ain't wise 

Didja ever wake up in the mornin' 

With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes 

Just about as evil as you could be 

I am the ZOMBY WOOF 

I'm that creature all the ladies been 

Talkin' about 

I am the ZOMBY WOOF 

They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out 

Tellin' you all the Zomby troof 

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF 

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Tellin' you all the Zomby troof 

Here I'm is . . 

Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF 

Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF 

They said aw-reety 

An' they was aw-righty 

An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady . . 

I got a great big pointed fang 

Which is my Zomby Toof 

My right foot's bigger than my other one is 

Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof 

If I raid your dormitorium 

Don't try to remain aloof . . 

I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid 

An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the 

ZOMBY WOOF 

I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be! 

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Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof 

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF 

Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof 

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF