Wonderful Tattoo! Lyrics - Frank Zappa

Dear Jim and PFI, 

Enclosed are photos of my cock 

And the wonderful tattoo John [Stackee] in Houston did for me. 

We plan to continue the design on my balls the next time I'm in Houston. 

I really enjoy PFIQ, 

Someday I hope to visit L.A. and meet you. 

Bob C. 

2221-DCM 

Dear PFIQ 

Dear PFIQ friends 

Dear Jim 

Dear Jim and PFI 

I still want it 

I have come to a decision 

For those that believe than . . . that bigger is better 

Marine hardware stores carry a full line 

Of stainless steel rings. 

Enclosed are photos. 

I just wanted to reassure a woman 

Who want nipples pierced 

I, frankly 

Would rather have a fakir 

I will send you a few other pictures as soon as I get them 

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Plan 

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De-sign on my balls 

The next time I'm in Houston 

I really enjoy PFIQ 

Someday I hope to visit L.A. 

And meet you! 

The only thing that surprises me 

Is that every year I have the urge to have another hole 

Do you think, Jim 

That a gynaecologist 

With the aid of your magazine could do a clit hood piercing? 

Photos 

Possibly one day the ultimate experience can be realized 

I believe we are witnessing the evolution of a new type of man, 

The quintessential being, a person who is totally modern 

While at the same time primitive in desires and spirit 

I feel this combination is rare in today society. 

This type of person has the desire to get things done and it's... 

This attribute will help both sides achieve 

I'm seeking the quintessential man for myself 

Through piercing, tattoos and education. 

Possibly one day the ultimate experience can be realized. 

My last sexual partner like the jewelry on most occasions 

But not all 

And I accidentally left the impaling jewelry out of all one night 

And half the next day. 

Everything is healing nicely.