Why Not? Lyrics - Frank Zappa

John: Then we can sell them ladders, 'cause they're gonna have to have ladders to get into the piano, right? 

Spider: Yeah, when it starts growing 

John: Right . . . we set 'em down and, like, we turn the lights down and turn on the red ones 

Monica: What're you gonna do, stoop to strobe lights or . . .? 

Spider: Ah, no, no 

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