What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? Lyrics - Fillmore East, June 1971 - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog) 

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog) 

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog) 

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) 

Aynsley Dunbar (drums) 

Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialog) 

Bob Harris (keyboards, vocals) 

Don Preston (mini-moog) 

What's a girl like you 

Doin' in a place like this? 

I left my place after midnight 

And I came to this hall 

Me and my girlfriend, wecame here 

Lookin' to ball 

You came to the right place 

This is it 

This is the swingin-est place 

In New York City 

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(Chorus line) NO SHIT! 

How true it is 

Me and my girlfriend, we come here 

Every night looking for that 

Hot romance we need 

We like to get it on -- 

Do you like to get it on, too? 

Well now, what did you have in mind? 

Okay: well I get off bein' juked 

With a baby octopus 

An spewed upon with cream corn! AAH... UNH! 

An' my girlfriend, she digs it 

With a hot YOOHOO bottle 

While somebody's screamin': 

CORKS 'N' SAFETIES 

PIGS 'N' DONKEYS 

ALICE COOPER'S GONNA ... AAAAAAH! 

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Well, it gets me so hot 

I could scream 

(Chorus line) ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! YAAAAH! 

ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! YAAAAH! 

You two chicks sound real far aout and groovy 

Ever been to a Holiday Inn? 

Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa... 

Magic Fingers in the Bed (Picture it!) 

Wall-mounted TV screen: 

Coffee-Wost plugged into the bathroom wall 

Formica's really keen! 

(Chorus line) What kind of girl do you think we are? 

What kind of girl do you think we are? 

Don't call us groupies 

That is going too far 

We wouldn't ball you 

Just because you're a star 

These girls wouldn't let just anybody 

Spew on their vital parts 

They want a guy from a group with a 

Big hit single in the charts 

Funny you should mention it: 

Our new single just made the charts this week 

With a bullet! With a bullet! 

Lust let me put a little more 

Rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, Baby 

And you can show me how a young girl such as you 

Might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me... 

What hotel did you say you are staying at? 

Wanna split right away? 

Not so fast, you sillt boy... there's one thing I gotta say: 

(Chorus line) We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts 

We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts 

We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts 

We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts 

And if his dick is a monster 

If his dick is a monster 

If his dick is a monster 

We will give him our hearts... 

Hold it! Please hold it! 

My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit... 

Why did'nt you tell me before? 

It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, 

but. now that I see you... I would have helped... 

I didn't know you were so obviously. PREGNANT...