The Madison Panty-sniffing Festival Lyrics - Frank Zappa

FZ: Well it's contest time ladies and gentlemen. Direct from Madison, 

Wisconsin, it's the Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival, just as promised. 

Vinnie: Cough! 

FZ: Heavy duty? Maroon nylon heavy duty. Okay . . . Light blue cotton with tiny 

skid . . . . That's getting him very excited because it appears that the bottom 

parts of those pants are welded together. Okay let's try this, alice blue nylon 

. . . 

Vinnie: These smell like the same ones I had last night. 

FZ: For those of you who didn't hear he says those smell like the same ones he 

had last night. Did you like them? You don't like those? 

Vinnie: Maybe they are, maybe she's following us around. 

FZ: Black Nylon! 

Vinnie: Ooooohhhh please! 

FZ: Black Nylon, re . . . e-hem, registring a 19 on the Richter scale. 

Vinnie: Oh, God . . . gotta keep on . . . hah hah, it's fuckin' disgusting! 

FZ: These are very light blue and apparently have come in contact with some 

corrosive material that has eaten the bottom out of it. 

Vinnie: China syndrome. 

FZ: What? 

Vinnie: China Syndrome! 

FZ: Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha! Awright, rustic hokey pokey, model number thirteen. 

Vinnie: Oorhh, nehh. (hack, hack) 

FZ: Blue with the little embroidered things on the front. 

Vinnie: This smells like armpits. Ugh . . . 

FZ: Okay who wins? Those belong to Chuck Eldridge. 

Ike: Hi. 

FZ: Sorry. 

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