The Jazz Discharge Party Hats Lyrics - The Man From Utopia - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) 

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar) 

Ray White (guitar, vocals) 

Roy Estrada (vocals) 

Bob Harris (boy soprano) 

Ike Willis (vocals) 

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals) 

Tommy Mars (keyboards) 

Arthur Barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar) 

Ed Mann (percussion) 

Scott Thunes (bass) 

Chad Wackerman (drums) 

Vinnie Colaiuta (drums) 

Craig Steward (harmonica) 

Dick Fegy (mandolin) 

Marty Krystall (saxophone) 

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Once upon a time 

It was in Albuquerque, New Mexico 

There were these girls that worked at the college 

The were really cool... 

(They thought so anyway) 

The would be delighted to tell you how suave they where 

At the drop of a hat 

There was three of 'em: 

One of them thought she was a Beauty Queen... 

The other one was a Walking Blow-Job 

And then there was this skinny girl... 

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Oh well... 

Some of the guys in the band got together 

With the girls from the college 

They were having a good time... 

(We were in Alburquerque for a couple of days) 

But these girls thought they were Hot Shit 

'N wouldn't pooch the guys in the band 

On the first day, so... 

A couple of the guys in the band 

Who were desparate for THAT KIND OF ACTION 

Kept workin' on 'em for two days 

(Which is a waste of fuckin' time anyway...) 

So, anyway... 

But if that's your idea of a good time, what the hey? 

Send those pants up here! 

Here's some more! 

Okay, good-good! 

Traditional cotton... oh, how sweet! 

Umf... huh-huh-huh-huhhh... 

HERE! Work these! 

Anyway... 

We're in Albuquerque, New Mexico... 

A couple of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless 

Because their girlfriends might find out 

Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls 

From the college 

So, one night... it was the first night 

When they were still trying to 'get it in there' 

(Ya know what I mean? Huh-huh-huh-huh...) 

The skinny girl, she says to one of the guys in the band 

She says, well, to several of the guys in the band 

And one of the T-shirt guys too... 

"HEY! LET'S GO SKINNY-DIPPING!" 

At two o'clock in the morning at the pool at the hotel 

That's right, your heard right, 

Two o'clock in the morning, pool at the hotel... 

It was so fun... 

But the water was very, very cold! 

So they go out there and the girl who was really skinny 

'N' probably totally insensitive to climatic changes 

Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool 

And she says, "HEY GUYS! COME ON IN!" 

Well, one of them did... 

The other one was too smart for that shit 

So him and the T-shirt guy say by the edge of the pool 

And when the girl who was really skinny 

(And insensitive to climatic changes) 

Took off her clothes and jumped in the pool 

She threw her pants over there by the little table 

Well, one of the guys in the band picked up het panties 

(He told me later the stuff in the bottom 

Was like punching an eclair...) 

Anyhow... there was nothing else to do... 

It was Alburquerque, New Mexico 

It's two o'clock in the morning... 

They're not going to get any nooky anyway... 

So this one guy and the T-shirt guy 

Started sniffing the girl's panties... 

They were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue... 

Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to these 

Delightful little morsels 

(Some of you might think this is weird... 

No wonder. It's not exactly normal, but 

What the fuck?) 

So, they're snorting it... 

(Hey! It's the twentieth century... 

Whatever you can do to have a good time, let's get on with it, 

So long as it doesn't cause a murder...) 

So they're snorting the pants 

'N' then they put them on their heads... 

They were having a good time... 

The girl was in the water... she didn't even see 

What was going on with her underpants... 

They were wearing the pants 

It looked just like a tiny little party hat... 

Their ears were sticking out the side... it was so fun 

Later on they discovered, 

This would make a great way of life for them... 

They would go from town to town, looking for panties 

They would take the panties after they were hung up 

On the clothes line 

Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing room 

They would play with them... 

They would fetish the underpants... 

They would snort every little morsel attached 

To the underpants... and then... they would feel that 

They were FULFILLED 

And so you can see, 

That what we're doing here on stage 

Is part of a Great American Tradition 

The tradition of the 

JAZZ DISCHARGE PARTY HATS