Stevie's Spanking Lyrics - Frank Zappa

His name is Stevie Vai, 

And he's a crazy guy 

Last November, I recall, 

He needed a spanking 

He decided then 

A female specimen 

Would be exciting for a night 

To give him a spanking 

Laurel was her name 

She came to Notre Dame 

He told me just the other day 

He oughta be thanking 

Her for the spanking 

Related 

Can You Guess The Song By The Emojis? 

From MetroLyrics to You: Our Classic Christmas Playlist 

5 Totally Underrated Christmas Songs 

She was large and soft 

Then she beat him off 

Made him drool upon his dork 

And gave it a wanking 

After the spanking 

Hair brush! 

(Oh... what a hair brush!) 

Oh! What a hair brush! 

(It's not that he requires grooming! 

Guys with light blue hair never do!) 

Then she did exclaim: 

"There's another game 

That we can play with this device, 

And then a banana!" 

It was slightly green 

Vapors in between 

Rising up to fill the room 

And cook the banana 

Photos 

She said it was dry 

"Stevie won't you try 

To drool a little drool on it 

And grease the banana" 

Later in the dawn, 

Laurel carried on 

She got right up and dressed herself and 

Ate the banana