Semi-fraudulent/direct-from-hollywood Overture Lyrics - Frank Zappa

Theodore Bikel: 

Ladies and gentlemen! 

200 motels 

Theodore Bikel: 

200 motels . . . Life on the road! 

Theodore Bikel: 

Ladies and gentlemen! and here is . . . 

Who? 

Theodore Bikel: 

Larry the dwarf! 

Larry likes to dress up funny 

Tonight he's dressed up like Frank Zappa 

Let's ask him "What's the deal?" 

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