Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead Lyrics - Frank Zappa

FZ: While we're at it, we have a sort of a cowboy song we'd like to do for ya. This is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th birthday of the United States of America, ladies and gentlemen! This is a song that warns you in advance that next year everybody is gonna try and sell you things that maybe you shouldn't ought to buy, and not only that, they've been planning it for years. The name of this song is (pardon me), "Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead". 

Poofter's Froth, Wyoming 

March Eleven Sixty-Seven 

Take a letter, 

Ms. Abetter, 

An' our pigeons 

Will be homing 

To our jobbers in Dakota 

And to Merwyn, Minnesota 

This is merely just a note about 

Performance to our quota 

Well, we've all come out 

To show dem, 

An' the Elks have helped us 

Load 'em... 

Little packets full of jackets 

Little rackets, little rackets 

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Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments 

Little Poofter's Froth Anointments 

Little hoods, little goods 

Little doo-dads from the woods 

The entire stock is shipping 

(Oh, our shod is hardly slipping!) 

To our markets of the world 

Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled! 

T-shirt racks, rubber snacks, 

Poster rolls with matching tacks, 

Yes, a special beer for sports, 

And paper cups that hold two quarts! 

Everything a nation needs 

For making hoopla while it feeds 

The trash compactors, small reactors, 

Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers 

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This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute (HYULK!) 

Two hundred years have gone ka-poot! 

(Ah but we have been astute!) 

Signed: 

Anon. - Wyo. Galoot