Nanook Rubs It [session Outtake] Lyrics - Frank Zappa

Some of you might know 

Saint Alfonzo is the patron saint of the smelt fishermen 

S-M-E-L-T fishermen of Portuguese extraction 

And his parish is located in the area of the Columbia River delta 

Wherein it is really funky 

Now the fur trapper has to make it down there 

And bust into the pantry 

And locate a mysterious elixir 

Disguised as a box of mar-juh-rene 

He's got to break into the pantry 

Whip out a stick of it 

Rub a little bit on either of his deflected eyes 

Thereby affecting some sort of miraculous cure 

Stay tuned for the second part of our adventure 

Wherein the fur trapper gets it all together 

Hoopla! 

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