Nanook Rubs It Lyrics - Apostrophe - Frank Zappa

Well right about that time, people 

A fur trapper who was strictly from commercial (Strictly commercial) 

Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (Peek-a-boo, woo-ooh-ooh) 

And he started in to whippin' on my fav'rite baby seal 

With a lead-filled snow shoe 

I said with a lead (Lead) 

Filled (Lead-filled) 

A lead-filled snow shoe (Snow shoe) 

He said "peek-a-boo" (Peek-a-boo) 

With a lead (Lead) 

Filled (Lead-filled) 

With a lead-filled snow shoe (Snow shoe) 

He said "peek-a-boo" (Peek-a-boo) 

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He went right up side the head of my favourite baby seal 

He went whap! 

With a lead-filled snow shoe 

An' he hit him on the nose an' he hit him on fin an' he 

That got me just about as evil as an Eskimo boy can be 

So I bent down an' I reached down an' I scooped down 

An' I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly (Yellow snow) 

The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go 

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful 

Of the deadly yellow snow crystals 

And rub it all into his beady little eyes 

With a vigorous circular motion 

Hitherto unknown to the people in this area 

But destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology 

Here it goes now, the circular motion, rub it 

(Here Fido, here Fido) 

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And then, in a fit of anger, I, I pounced 

And I pounced again 

Great googly-moogly! 

I jumped up an' down the chest of the 

I injured the fur trapper 

Well, he was very upset, as you can understand 

And rightly so, because 

The deadly yellow snow crystals 

Had deprived him of his sight 

And he stood up 

And he looked around 

And he said 

"I can't see" (Do, do do-do do do-do, yeah!) 

"I can't see" (Do, do do-do do do-do, yeah!) 

"Oh, woe is me" (Do, do do-do do do-do, yeah!) 

"I can't see" (Do, do do-do do do-do, well!) 

No, no 

I can't see 

No, I 

He took a dog-doo sno-cone an' stuffed it in my right eye 

He took a dog-doo sno-cone an' stuffed it in my other eye 

An' the huskie wee-wee, I mean the doggie wee-wee, has blinded me 

An' I can't see 

Temporarily 

Well, the fur trapper 

Stood there 

With his arms outstretched 

Across the frozen white wasteland 

Trying to figure out what he's gonna do about his deflicted eyes 

And it was at that precise moment that he remembered an ancient Eskimo legend 

Wherein it is written 

And whatever it is that they write it on up there 

That if anything bad ever happens to your eyes 

As a result of some sort of conflict with anyone named Nanook 

The only way you can get it fixed up 

Is to go trudgin' across the tundra, mile after mile 

Trudgin' across the tundra 

Right down to the parish of Saint Alfonzo