Montana (live / 12-9-73 / Show 1) Lyrics - Frank Zappa

I might be movin' to Montana soon 

Just to raise me up a crop of 

Dental Floss 

Raisin' it up 

Waxen it down 

In a little white box 

That I can sell uptown 

By myself I wouldn't 

Have no boss, 

But I'd be raisin' my lonely 

Dental Floss 

Raisin' my lonely 

Dental Floss 

Well I just might grow me some bees 

But I'd leave the sweet stuff 

To somebody else . . . but then, on the other hand Iwould 

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Keep the wax 

N' melt it down 

Pluck some Floss 

N' swish it aroun' 

I'd have me a crop 

An' it'd be on top (that's why I'm movin' to Montana) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune 

I'm pluckin' the ol' 

Dennil Floss 

That's growin' on the prairie 

Pluckin' the floss! 

I plucked all day an' all nite an' all 

Afternoon . . . 

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I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss 

(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE) 

He's a good hoss 

Even though 

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or 

Blanket on anyway 

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or 

Blanket on anyway 

Any way 

I'm pluckin' the ol' 

Dennil Floss 

Even if you think it is a little silly, folks 

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks 

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks 

I'm gonna find me a horse 

Just about this big, 

An' ride him all along the border line 

With a 

Pair of heavy-duty 

Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand 

Every other wrangler would say 

I was mighty grand 

By myself I wouldn't 

Have no boss, 

But I'd be raisin' my lonely 

Dental Floss 

Raisin' my lonely 

Dental Floss 

Raisin' my lonely 

Dental Floss 

Well I might 

Ride along the border 

With my tweezers gleamin' 

In the moon-lighty night 

And then I'd 

Get a cuppa cawfee 

N' give my foot a push . . . 

Just me 'n the pygmy pony 

Over the Dennil Floss Bush 

N' then I might just 

Jump back on 

An' ride 

Like a cowboy 

Into the dawn to Montana 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)