Master Ringo Lyrics - Frank Zappa

Dear PFIQ, 

Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ, I have received many letters. 

I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to answer all. 

I finally got rid of the smell 

Of the deep scrotum piercings 

(mumble) 

By putting a 5/32-inches barbell and a 5/16-inches ring. 

Now, air can get through. 

(laughs) 

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(FZ: Can you stand like that? 

Hermann: Maybe I should read the text one whole, because . . . again . . . oh . . . 

FZ: Just . . . just say "now, air can get through") 

Now, air can get through. 

Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ, as it is most enjoy-able. 

I have them all 

And go over them many times. 

You never heard anymore of Carl... Carol, issue n... number 14, I believe? 

Keep up the great work. I don't know what to pierce next. 

Photos 

P.S. Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings? 

Piercing the head of the cock must be painful. 

(OOHH!) 

I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell! 

But I didn't want the artist to stop. 

Master Ringo 

1970-WIM