Kaiser Rolls Lyrics - Frank Zappa

This is a story, tell it quick as I can 

A week ago, I met a stumbler man 

He stumbled up, he said, "All I wanna know, 

How far the hratche-plche Kaiser Rolls" 

I begged his pardon, should have turned and ran, 

So hard talking to a stumbler man 

He stumbled over, and over again 

"The Kaiser hratche Rolls since time began" 

I raised my finger from the center of my hand, 

Tried to wave farewell to the stumbler man 

He slobbered 'n puked (PUGH!) in a garbage can 

"The Kaiser hratche Rollin' might raise some sand" 

Pushed him aside as he was slowin' my plan 

So hard to understand a real stumbler man 

Some stuff from his nose, crawled over his clothes, he said, 

"Nobody ever tells me which way he goes" 

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Kaiser rolls 'n rolls 'n rolls 

Kaiser rolls, and Kaiser rolls 

Surprise to me they ain't catched him yet, 

HOW'S ABOUT A DOLLAR FOR SOME CIGARETTE? 

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