Father O'bliviion Lyrics - Frank Zappa

(Get up on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo) 

Father Bivion O'Blivion 

Was blending in his crock 

Was whipping up the batter 

For the pancakes of his flock 

He was looking rather bleary 

He forgot to watch the clock 

But the night before 

Behind the door 

A leprechaun had stroked it 

But the night before 

Behind the door 

A leprechaun had slowly storked it 

He slowly stroked it 

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But the night before 

Behind the door 

A leprechaun had stroked his spot 

He stroked his spot 

It set him off in such a frenzy 

He sang "Lock Around the Crock!" 

And he topped it off with a ... 

And he topped it off with a ... 

And he topped it off with a ... 

oo ooo ooo 

oo ooo ooo 

oo ooo ooo 

As he stumbled on his ... 

He was delighted as it stiffened 

And ripped right through his sock 

"Oh St. Alfonzo would be proud of me" 

He shouted down the block 

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Dominus vobiscum 

Et cum spiritu two oh 

Don't you eat my sleazy pancakes 

Just for Saintly Alphonzo 

They're so light and fluffy white 

We'll raise a fortune by tonight 

They're so light and fluffy white 

We'll raise a fortune by tonight 

They're so light and fluffy brown 

They're the finest in the town 

They're so light and fluffy brown 

They're the finest in the town 

Good morning your highness 

oo oo ooo 

Good gosh, you're sumptuous 

oo oo ooo 

Good morning your highness 

oo oo ooo 

Good gosh, you're sumptuous 

oo oo ooo