Drums Are Too Noisy Lyrics - Frank Zappa

Drums are too noisy, you've got no corners to hide in. 

So when she's beating him over the nose with a tire iron 

And then we both jump away and disappear 

And the pig will turn around and there'll be this pony. 

Oh no man: kangaroos! 

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