Catholic Girls Lyrics - Have I Offended Someone? - Frank Zappa

(Well) 

Catholic Girls 

With a tiny little mustache 

Catholic Girls 

Do you know how they go? 

Catholic Girls 

In the Rectory Basement 

Father Riley's a fairy 

But it don't bother Mary 

Catholic Girls 

At the CYO 

Catholic Girls 

Do you know how they go? 

Catholic Girls 

There can be no replacement 

How do they go, after the show? 

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All the way 

(That's right, all the way!) 

That's the way they go 

Every day 

(That's right!) 

And none of their mamas ever seem to know 

Hip-Hip-Hooray 

For all the class they show 

There's nothing like a Catholic Girl 

At the CYO 

When they learn to blow 

They're learning to blow 

All the Catholic Boys! 

Warren Cuccurullo 

Catholic Boys! 

Kinda young, kinda WOW! 

Catholic Boys! 

Vinnie Colaiuta . . . 

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Where are they now? 

Did they all take The Vow? 

Catholic Girls! 

Carmenita Scarfone! 

Catholic Girls! 

Hey! She gave me VD! 

Catholic Girls! 

Toni Carbone! 

With a tongue like a cow 

She could make you go WOW! 

VD Vowdy vootie 

Right away 

That's the way they go 

Every day 

Whenever their mamas take them to a show 

Matinee 

Pass the popcorn please 

There's nothing like a Catholic Girl 

With her hand in the box 

When she's on her knees 

She was on her knees 

My little Catholic Girl 

Chorus: 

In a little white dress 

Catholic Girls 

They never confess 

Catholic Girls 

I got one for a cousin 

I love how they go 

So send me a dozen 

Catholic Girls 

OOOOOOH! 

(Well well now) 

Catholic Girls 

(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-mum) 

Yai-ee-ahhh! 

Catholic Girls 

OOOOOOH! 

(Well well now) 

Catholic Girls 

(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-ma-ma-mum) 

Yai-ee-ahhh! 

Joe had a girl friend named Mary. 

They would meet each other at the Social Club. 

Hold hands 

And think Pure Thoughts 

But one night, at the Social Club meeting...