Call Any Vegetable Lyrics - Frank Zappa

Call any vegetable 

Call it by name 

You've gotta call one today 

When you get off the train 

Call any vegetable 

And the chances are good 

The vegetable will respond to you 

La La La La 

The vegetable will respond to you 

La La La La 

Call any vegetable 

Pick up your phone 

Think of a vegetable 

Lonely at home 

Call any vegetable 

And the chances are good 

The vegetable will respond to you 

La La La La 

The vegetable will respond to you 

La La La La 

Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutaba... 

No one will know 

If you don't want to let them know 

No one will know'less it's you that might tell them so 

Call and they'll come to you 

Smiling and covered with dew 

Vegetable dream 

Vegetable dream 

Vegetable dream of responding to you 

Standing there shiny and proud by your side 

Holding your joint while the neighbors decide 

Why is a vegetable something to hide 

TO HIDE, TO HIDE, TO HIDE,... 

Shooo, Shooo, Shoo, Shoo ... 

You know a lot of people don't bother about there friends in the vegetablekingdom. They, they think: What can I say? Some times they think: Where can I go? Where can I go to get my poodle clipped in Burbank? At Ralph's vegetarian poodle clippin', where you can come this... 

Where can I go to get organic vaseline for my Frank Zappa 

At Bob and Ray's swaheli restorant, where you can come this close... 

Where can I go to get my jeans embroided at Fullurton?... 

At jeans, at Jeans North where nothing fits 

Where can I go to get my zipper repaired in Hollywood? Who gives the f*** anyway 

Where can I go to get my speakers fixed? Where can I go to get my exit lights?, At Jack La 

Lane Hamburgers on 312 Woodier(?) Boulavard. 

Where can I go to get my stomach pumped? Where can I go to colapse 

Hey, De-due. 

Questions, Questions, Questions, flooding into the mind of the concernedyoung person today. Ah, but it's a great time to be alive ladies andgentlemen. And that's the theme of our program for tonight, "It's so 

F***ING GREAT to be alive"! Is what the theme of our show is tonight, boys and girls. And I'm wanna tell ya, if there is anybody here who 

DOESN'T believe that it is F***ING GREAT to be alive, I wish that they gonow, because this show will only bring them down so much... ] 

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Call any vegetable 

Call it by name 

You've gotta call one today 

When you get off the train 

Call any vegetable 

And the chances are good 

Oh, that the vegetable will respond to you 

And if you are a consenting adult we want you to call today in Los Angeles, the number is Richmond9-6935, in Downey it's 347-8932. 

Call it direct, Call it collect, But call it today 

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