50 / 50 Lyrics - Frank Zappa

Well, my dandruff is loose 

An' my breath is chartreuse 

I know I ain't cute 

An' my voice is ka-poot 

But that's awright people 

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you 

Any old way I figure the odds be fifty-fifty 

I just might have some thing to say 

Ain't gonna sing you no love song 

How my heart is all sore 

Will not beg your indulgence 

'Cause you heard it before 

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But that's awright people 

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you 

Any old way I figure the odds be fifty-fifty 

I just might have some thing to say 

I have taken your time 

I have sung you my song 

Ain't no great revelation 

But it wasn't too long 

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But that's awright people 

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you 

Any old way I figure the odds be fifty-fifty 

I just might have some thing to say