Montana Lyrics - Over-nite Sensation - Frank Zappa & The Mothers

I might be movin' to Montana soon 

Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up 

Waxen it down 

In a little white box 

I can sell uptown 

By myself I wouldn't 

Have no boss, 

But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 

Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 

Well I just might grow me some bees 

But I'd leave the sweet stuff 

For somebody else... 

but then, on the other hand 

I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down 

Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun' 

I'd have me a crop 

An' it'd be on top 

(that's why I'M movin' to Montana) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon 

(yes I am) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune 

I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss 

That's growin' on the prairie 

Pluckin' the floss! 

I plucked all day an' all night an' all Afternoon... 

I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss 

(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE) 

He's a good hoss 

Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or 

Blanket on anyway 

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or 

Blanket on anyway 

Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss 

Even if you think it is a little silly, folks 

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks 

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks 

I'm gonna find me a horse 

Just about this big 

An' ride him all along the border line 

With a Pair of heavy-duty 

Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand 

Every other wrangler would say 

I was mighty grand 

By myself I wouldn't 

Have no boss 

But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 

Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 

Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 

Well I might Ride along the border 

With my tweezers gleamin' 

In the moon-lighty night 

And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee 

N' give my foot a push... 

Just me 'n the pymgy pony 

Over the Dennil Floss Bush 

N' then I might just Jumb back on 

An' ride Like a cowboy 

Into the dawn to Montana 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)