The Valley Of Malls Lyrics - Utopia Parkway - Fountains Of Wayne

The king of araby is coming home 

It's bumper touching bumper on the motorway 

The sun is in the sky just now 

But the road is grey 

They drive in winnebagos from the everglades 

Pulled over by the troopers in the mirror shades 

The caravan is sorry 

The driver has a twenty and change 

And we're leaving all the road for dead 

We're getting tired of the twists and turns 

You gotta go when human nature calls 

We're driving, we're driving 

Through the valley of malls 

And God forgive the passengers if we should fail 

To find a penny fountain of a half-off sale 

I need a merchant 

I've just started searching for the holy grail 

Fighting for the freedom from a common bond 

To be a barracuda in the guppy pond 

So little time for so many things to try on 

And we're leaving all the road for dead 

We're getting tired of the twists and turns 

You gotta go when human nature calls 

We're driving, we're driving 

Through the valley of malls